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coot gratings 

noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.
I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!
coot gratings by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009

Grayling, MI 

That one hick town in the middle of nowhere, that everybody passes on the way to the traverse city area. The residence's income revolves around social security checks and gambling over NASCAR races. The only reason the town is still in existence, is because of the local military base and state park, which also generate revenue.
Billy: "Hey Jedediah, wanna stop in Grayling, MI and pick up some fried squirrel for lunch?"

Jedediah: "Awe hell naw I ain't even dumb enough to stop by that shit hole. I heard some lady from there married a cow last week!"
Grayling, MI by LMCrepresent December 7, 2012

Grayling, MI 

A small city in Northern Michigan that is also home to a military base and one of the best state parks in Michigan known as Hartwick Pines. It was formerly a logging camp. The architecture and city infrastructure is like a time capsule from the 1950's. Quite a few activities do in the area. They were about to build a theme park there. Just about everyone coming from Detroit or Lansing going to Traverse city has to go through it. About 10 Miles north of Higgins Lake. Home to Spike's Keg O'Nails. Better than Kalkaska.
What's the most fun thing to do in Grayling, MI?

Walking through a forest.
Grayling, MI by Raoul Clouse February 28, 2010
The making of someone mad sad terrified or scared
Dude she is graying me!
graying by mrieatshoeslikepigs October 6, 2016

grayling 

1. The most brilliant, intense, riviting webcomic ever written. Updated somewhat regularly; already nearing its finale, which is unfortunate but exciting at the same time. Also known as 'gayling' for obvious reasons.

2. A type of fish.
1. Omaigod did you read Grayling? I cried for three hours. ):

2. Yeah I caught a grayling. :B
grayling by Kallernuriel September 6, 2008

Gray Wings 

After performing oral sex on a dead person, a person earns his/her (figurative) gray wings.
Person 1 - Dude! I got my gray wings!!
Person 2 - That's nasty as hell.
Gray Wings by Green_hen October 16, 2009