gravy train

A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.

Look over there, Brian is riding the gravy train again.

by Mike January 18, 2004

gravy train

a very lucrative or rewarding situation or arrangement, likely to
continue for some time.

When the Congressman got elected to the Senate, he knew he was on the gravy train

by Figleaf23 January 8, 2009

Gravy Train

Noun. A sexual practice common among Northern communities, whereby individuals gain extreme levels of erotic pleasure from the feeling of warm gravy being poured over their naked bodies. Originally devised by Lord Henry Bisto as a way of transporting gravy before the invention of the gravy boat, a gravy train is formed when three or more participants lie prostrate on an incline, usually head to toe up a terraced house staircase, feet facing towards the summit. Thick gravy, often fresh from the stove top, is then poured from the summit and allowed to flow across the naked torsos, faces and genitals of the participants, before settling in the mouth of the person at the base, commonly known as the 'bottom feeder'. Despite the practice being outlawed throughout much of the UK after the infamous Peter Kay incident of 2011, high-profile spokespeople including Curly Watts and Jonny Vegas continue to champion the rights of gravy trainers and regularly host illegal train rides.

'Fuckin'ell Sharon, next time wash your minge before you get on't gravy train!'
'Get the bisto out son, Nanna and Auntie Fran are coming round for a gravy train'.

by northernboyslovegravy December 5, 2014

gravy train

A job that pays well and only requires that it look like your working on paper. Most of the time spent "working" is on the road.

Well, it looks like Crystal and Greer are at the strip club again. They sure are riding that gravy train hard.

by LuvsMCs November 8, 2007

gravy train

A train literally made of gravy.

Person one: Why is there gravy all over this platform?

Person two: Could have been a gravy train.

by Pak_1 July 30, 2005

GRAVY TRAIN

gravy train is and absolut stud bucket. he fucks hoes and milfs. he may have hiv but you cant even tell by all of the gonorrhea. he fucks milfs no stop tell the cum every where.in his mind if they dont cum before him he has failed life and will got off his on majic wand because the disappointment he feels.

hey gravy train stop fucking my mom she has cummed enough already.

by niggabeater696969 October 18, 2023

Gravy train

When somebody shit their pants and it starts running down one of their legs.

Bro you got a gravy train running down you leg

by DrAwol January 28, 2022