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Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker

This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.

A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak

They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.

Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!
Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf

Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist

Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.

Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!

All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!
Granker by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021

grunkeradke 

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.
My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.
grunkeradke by Leannan September 6, 2006
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when someone gives you a blow job while you take a shit.
im going to the restroom, will u give me a grunken?
grunken by bizzou September 12, 2005
A based Danish person that was forced to take the fall when ((Fallion)) snitched on them to a Swedish serf.
yo, grauner is based.
grauner by Based crab November 18, 2020
the art of a male spraying ejaculents onto the female head,then shaving it off and endulging in devouring it in a sandwich,this may be done without consent from the female.
" i totally grunked her up man!"
grunked by CH77 June 18, 2009
1.someone who has a crunchy and crinkly voice.
2.a person who sounds like they have too much mucus in their throat.
3. a person who tries to talk but really growls.
"that kid is such a grunkel, like really, clear out your throat."

when a "grunkel" is in sight the word grunkel is to be repeated three times fast in the voice of a "grunkel".
grunkel by ashn November 13, 2007
Slang term for a person of Portugese background. Most often used as an insult to an espescially lazy, stupid, or stinky portugese person.
Loren Carvalho is so lazy. Way more than a Spick, he must be a Granker.
granker by TheFlyingGopher January 30, 2005