graunIad celebrates both their spelling mistakes and their tech news enthusiasm.
In order to meet their 5 a day apple quota you often get headlines such as "Will and Kate forget their iPad." and "Jamie Oliver's food is improved by the the iPad."
With Steve Jobs having a reputation for fantastic fudge brownies it is rumoured that some staff have now passed a colossal 30 stone in weight.
The graunIad is such a collosal read that a cannon is now used to get print copy over the cupertino garden walls.
The paper is considered by centrists and right of centre folk to be nothing but socialist propaganda in which any right of centre viewpoints are routinely censored by those in charge.