The Grassy Knoll Speedrun 

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.

Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun by TheGatorAndTheCat March 16, 2022

grassy knoll

A metaphor and a source of irony when referring to a suspicion, conspiracy, or a cover-up of some type.

You'll find all your answers on the grassy knoll

grassy knoll by scumm December 28, 2005

grassy knoll

The greatest knoll you'll ever know.

"What a nice grassy knoll you have here, Governor Connally."

grassy knoll by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

mowing the grassy knoll 

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.

Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

mowing the grassy knoll by popcornrules February 28, 2009

grassy knoll

where the pubic bone rises onan unshaven snatch

"I'm going to plant a conspirator in Cheryl's grassy knoll"

grassy knoll by Ferguson July 4, 2005

grassy knoll

Conspiracy-theorists' dream opportunity to speculate over the reasons JFK was killed.

Oh, yeah, I have a theory on the grassy knoll and area 51, it all starts in camp SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-I-DON'T-CARE.

grassy knoll by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Grassy Knoll

n. Representing the slightly raised grass area outside of Stanford Hall at Villanova. A great area in the heat of the day to go box (see 'box') hunting.

So are we gonna look for box on the grassy knoll today or what?

Look at all of that box on the grassy knoll.

Grassy Knoll by Corey Matthews April 11, 2005