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Grass him up

Fuck with someone's world in a major way; so much so that no one, including his employer, his circle of friends, his family, shit... even his damn dog/cat hates him. Generally, it means jacking any relationships he has, hacking & scrubbing his laptop and/or smart phone, key his car; you know, basically screwing up his

whole world. Btw, it also works with the softer, smarter gender, although you have to be much more stealthy with women.
I swear, if he doesn't call in the next 20 minutes with a GREAT excuse and heartfelt apology for missing the night of all nights - when I just know he was gonna propose, I'm gonna grass him up, majorly.
Grass him up by I_fly June 30, 2018
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Gross Up 

Additional pay given to offset the tax impact of premium pay packages.

Typically per diem and other expenses may be subject to taxation after certain time limits.

Some enlightened employers Gross Up these benefits to prevent road whores from dragging up

Caution: Never accept pay for rent without a Gross Up allowance.
Field Engineer #1:"I'm dragging up to go to Mississippi with those welders"
Field Engineer #2:"Talk to those assholes in a accounting - they gross up per diem after the one year mark"
Field Engineer #1: "Sweet"
Gross Up by Major Kong February 27, 2007

gross up 

When there is a close up shot on something gross. Sometimes this gross object can hide its grossness from a further distance.
I thought that Olivia Munn chick was kind of hot, but then they cut from a wide shot to a gross up. Eww. What a man-face.
gross up by HeterosexualMan April 8, 2010

up gross and personal 

When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.
"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."

up for grabs 

1. avalible to anyone

2. in total chaos
The last reserveable copy of the new game is up for grabs.
up for grabs by Light Joker October 27, 2006

up for grabs 

when snathez something of someone
boy:nice mp3
girl:fanx
boy:show me
girl:hear
boy:up for grabs

Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.