gashole 

A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)

The driver of that Hummer is a Gashole!!!

gashole by RickHard July 8, 2005

grasshole

1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.

2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.

3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.

Q: Hey, where's Ry-guy at?

A: Oh, I didn't call him. I smoked that cheap fartmunchkin every Tuesday for the last two months. He hasn't returned the favor ever. He's a typical grasshole. I just found out he bought a whole ounce of kind two weeks ago and didn't offer me any.

grasshole by JEUNT November 20, 2009

grasshole

noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.

a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.

grasshole by Pugsley D. February 20, 2009

Grasshole

The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.

Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!

Grasshole by Sethington June 10, 2008

gashole 

1. A person who doesn't pull up to the first gas pump, making the car behind it wait until he is done.

2. Also, a person who leaves his car at the pump while he goes inside the mini-market to buy coffee and some food, leaving the car behind him to wait until he comes back out and moves his car.

1. Move your car to the first pump,you stupid gas-hole!

2. That gas-hole is inside buying coffee and I can't access the pump until he moves his !@#$% car!

gashole by cindy whatever September 1, 2005

Gashole 

A person who works for a natural gas exploration company that invades north eastern small towns in great numbers; disrupting the ebb and flow of that community. Can usually be seen driving a white Ford-350 with abnormal amounts of tool boxes, tinted windows, Texas plates and "bull balls" hanging from the hitch.

I tried to get McDonald's breakfast this morning but there were 17 gasholes backed up in the drive-thru!!!

My friends needed a place to stay for the weekend but the gasholes have every hotel booked!

I used to have clean drinking water but the gasholes put 37 holes in my yard and now it's contaminated!

Look at the trail of grease and dirt that gashole leaves behind him in the grocery store!

Gashole by OptionVBC April 25, 2010

Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.

Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!

Grasshole by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010