Granolatude 

A word to describe the "holier than thou" attitude of people who feel they make healthier lifestyle and dietary choices than the majority of people. Most often seen in vegan and vegetarian people.

I just went to the store to buy some burgers, and the hippie cashier gave me major Granolatude about the unfair treatment of cows!

Granolatude by Dez4prez August 8, 2016

Granulate

A girl who loves to eat chewey granola bars during sexual intercourse. This is not a common disease.

That fucking granulate got granola stuck in my pubes last night.

Granulate by Sean Eads April 9, 2007

granolasexual

A heterosexual woman who is often mistaken for a lesbian. A woman who likes men but also happens to enjoy a vegan diet, loves intramural sports, and hates wearing make-up. The term was coined by New York comedian Rachael Parenta.

Stephanie loved playing flag football and hiking on weekends but she had trouble finding a boyfriend until her best friend pointed out that she was kind of a granolasexual.

granolasexual by toysrdave October 18, 2010

granolaed 

1. to have been messed up or mixed up enough to revert to a mental state only comparable to the conglomeration known as granola
2. to have been incorporated into granola

It might have been the all night studying, or it might have been the drinking whilst studying, but either way, my mind was all granolaed like a bunch of jibbly bits of gobbly stuff.

granolaed by Tandem Felix April 24, 2007

Granulated 

When you put something like sand or sugar on a dick and have sex

Lisa:Yes my daddy just granulated my pussy

Granulated by Pugqueen09 March 17, 2019

granolathug

One who is Vegan or Vegitarian, who is focused on helping the environment and animal rights. He or She may have a passion that is emotionaly charged and may express the information sharred with aggression or frustraton... especially topics of animal cruelty. A granolathug most often dresses in black

"Theres a Granolathug picking up litter on their way to drum circle..."
That granolathug gave me information like an angry treehugger.

granolathug by granolathug January 24, 2017