grannylane 

The right lane of any roadway having more than one going in the same direction is designated as the slower driver lane and is intended for drivers that are not in a hurry and want to do the posted speed limit or are exiting the roadway and need to reduce speed while getting off at the ramp or are unsure of where they are and need to drive slow as they look for signs.

Some drivers need to keep up with the flow of traffic or they should stay in the grannylane.

grannylane by jpg3 July 30, 2011

Granny Day-Blower 

While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.



Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)



Often confused with someone on a cell phone.

Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"

Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.

Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"

Granny Day-Blower by McH0 Togo March 3, 2009

Grandayy 

The meme god that is better than Dolan Dark.All of our people should praise this chosen lad.

Look the top shagger Grandayy is coming.

Grandayy by A fellow Lad August 13, 2018

Grandayy 

Normie, makes memes on youtube.

Damn normie: *posts a grandayy meme*
Everyone: go away

Grandayy by ohokiguess November 21, 2018

GrannyStyle 

Bending her over so far that her hip pops out of place and then she can't move so you may continue to rawdog

I did Gertrude Grannystyle

GrannyStyle by LilNykil November 5, 2010

Grannyfanny 

1. A good looking young lady who possesses a rather grotesque vagina.

2. Someone with undesirable physical, mental or social qualities, much like an old lady's vagina.

Youth #1: Shit dude i wouldn't wind getting in Stacey

Youth #2: Nah you dont wanna do that, she's a Grannyfanny.

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Enraged Driver: Piss-off ya Grannyfanny!

Grannyfanny by Franno December 26, 2007

Mexican Grannydog 

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.

Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.

Mexican Grannydog by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 26, 2010