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The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.
Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.
by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 17, 2010

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