grannify 

to appear old or appropriate for an old person

Jane endeared herself to Mike's grandma by grannifying herself: she let her boobs sag a little, took up tea drinking instead of her usual Bud Light, and drove her mother's Grand Marquis to the house.

grannify by grcosta August 13, 2010

Grannified

To be changed from new to old.

OMG! Mum that bra is Grannified!

Grannified by James And Nathan February 26, 2005

Grannification

When a normal object or area is subjected to lavander, doily's or an elderly females touch. This can happen with hours or even minutes.

My new elderly tennant moved in today and within a matter of hours the house was subjected to grannification. There were doily's everywhere.

Grannification by Coppertoof October 18, 2012

GranniFanniShmelah

Someone who likes smelling grandma's knickers for the smell of her vagina.

You know me, I'm one of those GranniFanniShmelahs.

GranniFanniShmelah by Amobologowowow January 23, 2024