grannify

to appear old or appropriate for an old person

Jane endeared herself to Mike's grandma by grannifying herself: she let her boobs sag a little, took up tea drinking instead of her usual Bud Light, and drove her mother's Grand Marquis to the house.

by grcosta August 13, 2010

Grannified

To be changed from new to old.

OMG! Mum that bra is Grannified!

by James And Nathan February 26, 2005