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grandma saggy ass 

grandma saggy ass is god of all rebels
I want to be grandma saggy ass aka lazy b*tch

Grandmas Ass Cheeks 

Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!
Black Man A: Yo, what you do last night?
Black Man B: I got some of dat grandmas ass cheeks!
Grandmas Ass Cheeks by The_Nigga_JB December 11, 2012

Grandpa ass 

Refering to farts that resemble a grandpas odor, or a nursing home, this is most common in women or after a man eats fast food. If the fart does not smell like slough it's prolly gonna be some gramps...
"holy shit dude, that's some grandpa ass!"
"dude, it's gramps!"
"that Burger King gave me some serious granpa ass!"
Grandpa ass by Sknudson April 7, 2008

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny 

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy
dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
grandpa's an asshole by Lizzy March 19, 2005