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Grandma-ma 

1. Larry Johnson, LJ, retired NBA player. Power Forward, Small Forward. Played for the Charlotte Hornets and New York Knicks. The nickname originates when he played for the Hornets in a series of Converse commercials in which LJ dressed up like an old lady. LJ is most remembered for a 4-point play in the closing moments of Game 7 of the 1999 Eastern Conference Championship that elevated the New York Knicks past the Indiana Pacers. Johnson played college ball at UNLV, and won the National Championship.

2. Larry Johnson, Running Back, Kansas City Chiefs. Is primarily only called Grandma-ma by Chris Berman on Sunday NFL Countdown, because his name is also Larry Johnson.
1. Spreewell drives, dishes it out to Grandma-ma, for three... YES!

2. Huard hands to Grandma-ma, and he COULD..GO..ALL..THE..WAY!
Grandma-ma by anonymous 777777 January 26, 2008
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Grandma-ma 

An older "grandma-like" gay male mentor to younger gay men (non-sexual).
"I really love my Grandma-ma Derrick, she really taught me a lot about history!"
Grandma-ma by One angry fag February 22, 2007

Grandma Marge 

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.
did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal

Grandma Marie’d it 

To drop your take out order of food whilst running to answer a ringing telephone to still miss the call.
Sally grandma Marie’d It and our pizza had dirt in it.

Grandma Machines 

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself
My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.
Grandma Machines by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

fuck my mamas grandma 

Any fucking situtation that is beyond any fucking definition.
when you find out your being auditted by the irs ,"well, fuck my mamma's grandma! the sumbitches.
fuck my mamas grandma by not yours! December 11, 2004

making grandma 

My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!
making grandma by Philonoesis July 31, 2023