grandads greenhouse 

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

grandads greenhouse by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

grandads pudding 

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!

i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters

grandads pudding by eggy_001 May 2, 2009

Grandads whisper 

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement

grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper

Grandads whisper by frogcloset November 21, 2005

Grandads ashes 

Grandads ashes. I accidently ate my grandads ashes because it looked like coco powder and it looked good... '¬'

Ohh no i ate me grandads ashes...

Grandads ashes by Waden kay October 9, 2019

grandads spunk 

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

grandads spunk by James Barnsley November 14, 2007

grandads rice pudding 

A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick

Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man

grandads rice pudding by oneball212 December 2, 2013

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg 

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg by TakeFuck December 11, 2019