Grandad

When you fuck him with a strap on and he yells his grandads name.

I dumped him cus he did the grandad.

by Jimby Bobbinson January 23, 2018

Grandad

When someone insults you then you tell your grandad

Your grandad that’s why

by Crjames September 28, 2019

Grandad

A person who is old and gray and spoiled ya rotten and always goes to mass

Hi grandad

by Rugbyface10 December 17, 2018

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 4, 2003

Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.

1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.

by daveWORST January 31, 2011

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.

Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.

by Doornobs October 16, 2020

grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008