jovan granado 

a fat ugly man and has no respect for his mom. he thinks he is funny and knows everything but has no friends. and gets 20 bucks a week and spends it on video games

jovan granado smells bad, never works out eats mcdonalds every day

jovan granado by insulter October 23, 2014

leah Granado 

A hot girl who gets all the boys and is a fan of baseball.

"Yo have you seen Leah Granado? "
'Yea she kinda hot."

leah Granado by Spermin May 9, 2022

grandorphan 

A person whose grandparents have all passed away; a person with no grandparents.

After all four of his grandparents died from food poisoning at the family reunion, Steve became a grandorphan.

grandorphan by Brad Roar! January 18, 2009

granada hills 

A city in Southern California where you can walk the streets safely but are still be able to score a bag of dope in 15 minutes. The neighborhoods are really nice and the houses are even better. It's multicultural and the people are really nice, but once you reach north of Rinaldi St. you run into the bitchest teens in the SFV. The teens that reside here are the most notorious individuals that are enrolled at Granada High and Alemany. The think they're "off the chain" because they do E and party when they're parents are on vacation but come to realize, in college, that they are completely retarded and end up dropping out. South of Rinaldi St. the teens are wholesome independent people who resent the douches to the north.

Teen North of Rinaldi: "Hey insert girls name here, if you buy a channel purse and give insert guys name here a blow job, I'll invite you to do E at my house with all the cool party people."

Teen South of Rinaldi: "That's okay, I'm not really feeling like frying my brain cells or catching a venereal disease tonight. Thanks anyway."

Teen North of Rinaldi: "OMG! you totally give Granada Hills a bad name! Lates."

granada hills by jjustinn May 18, 2010

granddog 

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

granddog by kabulykos August 17, 2010

Ganado

1.)The Spanish word for cattle.

2.) A group of very impressionable, manipulated people.

The baddies in the hit video game Resident Evil 4 are nicknamed the ganado.

Ganado by Vicente February 26, 2005

Grandomastery 

Grandomastery is the art of going through several randomized tasks in a creative, unfailing, and cohesive manner.

The man is a real grandomaster - if he had had the slightest interest in football, he would have made a great football commentator with his stunning grandomastery skills.

Grandomastery by Grandomastery October 17, 2021