Gram Gram Yam 

A sweet old lady who sits at home and tells her grandkids stories. She often bores her grandchildren by repeating tales of her first job back in the 20s.

mommmm, i don’t want to visit Gram Gram Yam

Gram Gram Yam by bkqueen May 26, 2021

gram grams 

The slippers that the elderly or Grandmas and Grandpas or Grammy's wear. They are like a base with a cap across the toes.

"Nice gram grams!"

"I am going to get me some gram grams!"

gram grams by Jason_C December 17, 2007

gram for gram 

When marijuana is sold at the flat rate of $10 a gram, regardless of quantity purchased.

Usually because it is high quality bud.

Ian: Yo, you got any chronic?
Brett: Yea dude, shit's whip.
Ian: Can u sell me a 1/4?
Brett: Yea dude its gram for gram tho, is that straight?
Ian: Yea be there soon?
Brett: yea just come in my side door.

gram for gram by AGoff December 23, 2009

Gram for Gram 

Refers to UFC Fighter and Light Heavyweight Champion, Jon Jones, regarded as the best pound for pound fighter, who tested positive for cocaine.

Jon Jones is the best gram for gram fighter in the world.

Gram for Gram by PatPoose January 14, 2015

Spinsta’-gram 

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.

“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”

Spinsta’-gram by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020

shit-o-gram 

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description

I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.

shit-o-gram by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

fitness gram pacer test 

that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle

goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fitness gram pacer test by jayden.exe November 30, 2018