3 definitions by jayden.exe
Lindsay is nice, introverted, average smart, but crazy on the inside. She has a creative imagination and has a weird and experimental personality. She prefers talking to a small group of people than a lot of people. She barely raises her hand in class.
Lindsay, for the fifth time, stop stabbing your lunch tray with your fork.
Lindsay: Look! I made a wand! :D
Wand: a dark wooden chopstick with a golden thing swirling around it and a small cartoony shrimp figure super-glued on top of it.
Lindsay: Look! I made a wand! :D
Wand: a dark wooden chopstick with a golden thing swirling around it and a small cartoony shrimp figure super-glued on top of it.
by jayden.exe January 17, 2020
P1: Duuude, so I just started watching that anime you recommended. Luffy’s such a great character! He smiles all the time. He’s just perfect!
P2: Y-Yeah... definitely “smiles all the time”... he definitely IS “perfect”...
P2: Y-Yeah... definitely “smiles all the time”... he definitely IS “perfect”...
by jayden.exe November 30, 2019
that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle
goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by jayden.exe December 1, 2018