grated cheese

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.

Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.

grated cheese by Sean-Ders August 19, 2013

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Grated Cheese

A group of three or more homosexuals or members of the LGBTQ+ community- a group of gays

-Wow that Grated Cheese is huge.

-Yeah John, they're so cool! I love the bright colours!

Grated Cheese by Dyvshe September 22, 2021

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weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

weapons grade cheese by Bahuka March 24, 2017

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Cheese-grated

Verb

1: Reduce (something, someone) to small shreds.

2: To gruesomely scar or injure ones face off a rough surface.

Diarmuid fell off his bike and Cheese-grated his face off the road.

Cheese-grated by SlimsLynch May 16, 2011

New York Cheese Grader

Adjective: Used to describe a girl with braces who likes to suck dick.

Joe: Hey Sol, Matt... Did you here about Tiffany?!

Sol And Matt: No what?!

Joe: She's a New York Cheese Grader!!

Sol And Matt: Fuck Yes.

New York Cheese Grader by Titty Mc'Tittyfuck January 24, 2010

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cheese grader

A dry handjob that results in wounded flesh, resembling the effects of a grader on cheese

Me: Dude, Carolyn just gave my a dry handi, it was brutal

Anthony: Oh shit, she pulled out the cheese grader!

cheese grader by Italianhorn May 15, 2011

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the cheese grader

I don't know were this definition for cheese grader started but the real cheese grader is when a girl with braces licks your ass clean. Then grinds her braces in to have a senstive clean fealing.

Hey tom your sister gave me the cheese grader last night

the cheese grader by kpartman January 19, 2007

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