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goopenthal 

This phoney-bologna word is used by Hank Hill on the television program, "King of the Hill" to describe any type of psychoactive medication, such as Ritalin, Tofranil (used to stop enuresis), Prozac, Xanax, Cymbalta, trazodone, etc. Not so fake any more though; as I've heard it used in conversations over the last several years.
Bobby's taking goopenthal again to help put an end to him pissing the bed every night.

Hey bub, I'm not gonna let you come in here all hopped up on goopenthal!
goopenthal by Telephony September 3, 2013
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goopencracker 

A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.
Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.
An intense, persistent, throbbing pain usually associated with headaches but can be used to describe acute pain in other areas of the body.
My head is gowping, I really can’t concentrate.
I banged my foot and it’s gowping.

I have an awful, gowping sore head.
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gowping by Mimi Gee June 14, 2018

Zach Gowen

Zach Gowen is an American musician, known for his single, blindfold. He is also a media personality.
Zach Gowen by bearrienman December 30, 2021

goopensloppin

A large limp penis after dispensing the baby batter.
He continued to pound my beat out hole with his goopensloppin after he came.
goopensloppin by Big Thickun August 22, 2017
"Gopen" is a verb with origins in Pennsylvania that means go open something. As described by the Heynabonics video, Northeastern Pennsylvania's native tongue is all about verbal economy, so people use this verb in order to shorten conversation.
Mom: Gopen the garage so your father can park da car.
Gopen by Jubarious O'Donelly April 27, 2008
Goes by Newog. Orange-haired crazy kid who sometimes lies and gets in trouble a lot by making those shanks out of plastic knives from the cafeteria. He's speaks out of his butt a lot that in return, gets him in trouble.
C: Dude Gowen got suspended again!
N: For What?
C: Making shanks.
N: Understandable.
Gowen by T1EF February 28, 2020