the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!
Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.
The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.
The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.
by ctu July 7, 2006
Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.
by royloyd January 21, 2014
Like Deja Vu but with taste. When you burp and it tastes of what you ate earlier, so you get a reminder of something you already tasted. (Pronounced day-zhar goo).
by Lexiconk May 2, 2011
originating from mattapan, this word was formed in the desperate attempt to correctly pronounce make out while smoking a virginia slim.
by candi widda i November 30, 2007
A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.
by Broken_World October 31, 2022
Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.
Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!
Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010
That slightly sour, uncomfortable feeling in the bottom corners of your mouth after you‘ve gorged on things like salami, olives, red wine and cheeses and your gums aren’t used to being bombarded with so many rich, salty flavours - so it takes a while for the funny tingling in your jaw to go away.
Hey, why are you pulling those funny faces, what’s the matter with you?
Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.
Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.
by Stivchik December 7, 2018