Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.
Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!
by MarlinBohner May 26, 2018
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Perfect for a dog Gout! saves saying Get out all the time.
See Gunder.
Lassie! Gout!
Will you tell him to Gout!
I want her Gouted
by Werdna Drof June 17, 2021
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When a chimney loves another chimney very much, they have chimney babies. And that is how you get the gout. Due to this one with the gout only lives for seven days.
Dan: I have it(the gout). Terrible. Seven days to live.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.
by Rambau33 June 30, 2017
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When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.
Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.
by Sans the Lucario July 6, 2018
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the word my friend thought was goot
friend: hey what is goot?

Me (confused) :you mean gout?
by Jsb53105 October 15, 2018
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Nasty. Gross. Something that stinks, tastes bad, extremely dirty, or disgusting to look at.
“That sandwich was old. It tasted gout af” “I’m gonna give that motel a bad review it was gouted out”
by Neenscene September 11, 2020
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A whore that hangs around Goon. Goon is known for having severe gout: so when whores are around Goon they are called gout whores
Look at all the gout whores in Muskegon!!
by BF Goon September 12, 2020
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