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noun.1. A big steaming turd. A jobbie.

noun.2. A favela on the Clyde estuary in Scotland.
I really need to take a gourock, I'm touching cloth here.
Gourock by druquz December 26, 2008
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Gorocku guided my hand as I drilled holes into the muffler.
gorocku by babelthief June 1, 2017
Freddie Mercury at LiveAid, 1985.
Has there ever been a performance to compare?
"That YouTube vid of Mercury is godrock!"
Sound, Mate - but anyone else qualifies?"
"Nah - that was the definitve Godrock"
godrock by railtracksurvivor April 26, 2008

GobRocker 

The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.

John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?

Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
GobRocker by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
The strongest most exotic cannabis product known to man.
I don’t want the blunt if ain’t no GUUROCK in it
Guurock by Guurock November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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