XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.

a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century

XAVIER GORNEY by ancient food sources September 25, 2019

John Gourley 

Lead vocalist and guitarist for Portugal. The Man. Grew up in Alaska and then re-located to Portland, OR where the band is based. Once was in a less technical and creative band but then tried vocals for the first time and magic was made. He has a perfect mustache and an even better voice.

John Gourley is an incredible vocalist.

John Gourley by PittsburghGal August 7, 2011

Gurney Girl 

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

Gurney Girl by Samc28 July 15, 2021

Dick Gurney 

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

Dick Gurney by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

Robbing the gurney 

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

Robbing the gurney by chico1181 November 22, 2010

Gourné 

To smile, most likely from a French bastardisation of gurn

Come up and see me, make me gourné

Gourné by Mr Wallaby September 27, 2004

gurneygasm 

when you cum in someones mouth with such ferocity that it gets caught in their throat and they choke. you then proceed to give them CPR (cardio pulminary resuscitation) and you suck the cum out and swallow saving their life.

i almost killed jane from the gurneygasm i gave her last night. it was pretty scary

gurneygasm by harro dero April 8, 2007