gourded

Being extremely high on marijuana smoked from an improvised gourd pipe.

I am so fucking gourded I could count to purple backwards.

by Smokie the high bear December 4, 2019

Gourd

The third hand

Forget the love piston, I want me a good gourd to make 'em moan.

by 1piemanpie November 9, 2018

Gourd

A fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.

“Hey Keelin, can you get the gourd for the feast please?”

by artymis August 7, 2021

Kim gourd

Chesney hawkes with tits

I am the one and only!!! Shh Kim gourd

your sounding like Chesney

by Horracewallace February 4, 2023

Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.

Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?

by Hid BETCH November 12, 2017

dirty gourd

a pg way to call someone a dirty whore.

Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS

You looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq and you saw this word lit up in blue.

Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.

by PencilRC1 March 13, 2022