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Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
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mcale gorbitrough 

a person who's uncle ordered 2 big red carts for next tuesday at 9:30pm
"Hi is this Target? I would like to order 2 big red carts for my nephew, Mcale Gorbitrough"
mcale gorbitrough by SkyLark1563 August 23, 2022
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Gourbert Gorbs gouranga Gorbachev gorby Gourav gourd glurb gorbie Gourab

Gunk Gorbachev 

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.
Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker
Gunk Gorbachev by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021
A man who sleeps with a lot of girls.

A new swear word to go against men because girls have a lot of them, ib: tiktok
Dudes a gorb
Gorb by Anonskid2.0 August 8, 2020
Gorbit by Dagang69 September 6, 2018
The space between your helmet and your goggles exposing your forehead while skiing. Extremely bad gorby gaps can show over an inch of forehead, and sometimes even have strands of hair falling over the person's goggles. Gorby gaps can be caused by a bad fall, or the person just not knowing any better. A good skiier can get a gorby gap and will be laughed at, but gorby gap is almost always seen on a Gorby.
"You just packed crap dude, you better fix your goggles you've got a gorby gap."

"Check out that poser with the huge gorby gap."
Gorby Gap by she.rides.pow May 1, 2007

Bloody Gorbachev 

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.
Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.
Bloody Gorbachev by BenKerr October 17, 2003