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Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016
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Trailer Park Goulash 

Mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. Normally served with Funyuns and PBR.
Momma always burned trailer park goulash, and made the double wide smell like shit.

Edd Gould 

A late animator, known for Eddsworld, a comedy, Flash-animated series on YouTube.
Person 1: Edd Gould is pretty swell.
Person 2: I love Eddsworld!
Edd Gould by Neurotoxinate August 19, 2016
To screw someone over in a beer trade, I.e. to promise to send whalez & not send anything after you've received beer from them
I sent Jason a box of whalez, and he sent me nothing. I got Goulet'd!!

Grimy Goulash 

The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.
Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.
Grimy Goulash by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Oh My Golly Golly Gosh

Extreme surprise, especially when followed by a laugh
Used by Liam Payne
Liam Payne towards Rita Ora when she dressed as Post Malone
*Liam sees Rita*
"Oh..my, golly golly gosh"
oh my golly golly gosh