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Pai Gouged 

Pai Gouged is the state of being raked over the coals at Pai Gow.
Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?

Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.

Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.

Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Pai Gouged by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
Related Words
- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.
"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".
Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010
This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle
I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched
Gouched by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014
When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed
Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched
Gouched by High bitch November 26, 2019
(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'
Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa
Gouched by Alexander Robert Goode February 18, 2009

Van goghed 

When all thats dreary, depressing and other adjectives that start with D, in your life make you want to cut your ear off.
Bob: Yesterday, my credit card was stolen and i lost my job. And when I reached home, I found my wife in bed with the neighbour.

Bill: Dude that sucks. Life totally van goghed you.
Van goghed by AyeKnow May 30, 2011