by Abdul Clamwacker March 21, 2003
Quit gorfing yourself and pay attention.
Look out here comes Sir Gorfs-a-lot.
Your such a gorfer.
Hey gorfy. You done yet?
Look out here comes Sir Gorfs-a-lot.
Your such a gorfer.
Hey gorfy. You done yet?
by Mystri2me January 5, 2013
A combination of a belch and a cough, which if done correctly, will sound as if the deliverer is attempting to vomit.
After eating two entire bacon cheeseburgers from Crackerbarrel, Darrell gorfed with such intensity on the way up the elevator that it almost caused a chain reaction of throwing up.
by BigDFatMan February 25, 2008
A way of expressing deep affection love for a raccoon that you had a one night stand with. YOU yes you you know what I'm talking about you took advantage of that raccoon and you know it.
by Fartfard Connecticut March 23, 2019
Gorfing is the act of farting into your hand and then quickly smelling it. Another method would be to fart and then quickly turning in it's direction to smell it. Gorfers are people who frequently gorf because they really enjoy it's aroma
by SkipSpike666 October 28, 2017
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