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Unelected Prime Minister of the UK who became PM by some kind of divine appointment and proceded to hand over any power left in the country to a load of unelected sharks in the EU. When he was chancellor, Brown squandered money like it was going out of style. He wasted billions on illegal invasions, stupid pet projects like the Dome, employing a legion of civil servants and quangos, and sold Britain's gold reserves when the value of gold was at an all-time low. He ended up taxing everyone to death and raiding pensions. Basically he has always wanted the job of PM, isn't bothered in the slightest if he has no idea of what he's supposed to do. Now the likes of Milliband are sharpening their knives, waiting to steal his crown, but to be honest he has nothing to worry about. His party is just a collection of gutless no-hopers who between them couldn't run a bath.
If I was a parent or teacher and I saw Gordon Brown coming towards the school playground grinning that grin of his I think I'd call the police.
by Stormsworder August 26, 2008
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Cheap-ass swindler in charge of taxation in the UK. Doesn't drive so has no first hand experience of the enourmous tax that drivers have to pay, thanks to his greed.

Very scarey fake smile. Run away! Run awaaayy!
Gordon Brown - He'd steal your grandma's teeth if you let him.
by VoteAnarchy October 15, 2003
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fat Scot who Was chancellor of the exchequer but now sits under the title of Priminister, much to the bewilderment of the Brittish people. Dubya's new lapdog.
(Gordon Brown): Cannea suck yer cock noo, Mr Bush?
by 21stcentrybriton999 December 02, 2007
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George bush' s fuck buddy.
Wont be happy until every bank account has a standing order into his account.
Gordon brown Robs the poor to give to the rich
by ash182 March 14, 2008
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owwwhh MR miyagi your dim sims is a ruvly shade of gordon Brown .

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MR foo manchu ,your dim sims must be gordon brown before you take them out of the deep frier.
by B Stokes March 04, 2008
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A one eyed Scottish idiot.
"In England we've got this one eyed Scottish idiot........." - Jeremy on Gordon Brown
by John Murff February 11, 2009
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Living proof that the scots are tight!
by Guy Jones April 29, 2004
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