Gooncher

When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.

Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.

Gooncher by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016

goocher 

When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me

Oh man, that's a goocher

goocher by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004

Goocher 

from the classic movie "Stand by Me".

Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.

Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?

Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!

Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!

Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me

they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before

they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like

this. Sincerely.

Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's

babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?

Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.

Goocher by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020

Gootherus 

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox

“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”

Gootherus by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020

Goother 

An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.

Give us a look at your goother!!

Goother by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007

goocher 

Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..

When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher

Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher

E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher

Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"

goocher by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005

Big Goochers 

Term for big boobs or big breasts. Can be changed for small goochers.

Bro she's got the biggest goochers known to mankind.

Heck yeah man those are big goochers!

Big Goochers by goochquarf October 29, 2023