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Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012
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Old goosebump arm 

Woosh! Such an old goosebump arm she is
Old goosebump arm by LittleAlexHorne November 18, 2021
A female's moist vagina.
The insides of a Cadbury Creme egg.
And so on.
That Cadbury creme egg was nice and goooey inside.....
She was nice and goooey inside......lovely..
Goooey by GS71 April 9, 2015

Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com
Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!
Saddle-goose by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020

Goose Button 

A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.
Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.
Goose Button by DankyMcSpanky December 4, 2018

Goose Down 

Drip that is associated with wearing Canada Goose.
Ex 1: “Yo, is that shit Goose Down?” “Yeah” “Word”
Ex 2: “Yo, is that shit Goose Down? “No” “Fuck you
Goose Down by Goose God November 23, 2019