gooney

A true friend or a real home that look out for you.

yea he a tru gooney yo

by young dyce September 23, 2007

gooney

peice of poo stuck in your weehole from anal sex

man! i got a gooney from that dirty bitch last night

by gooneyboy1 November 19, 2008

Gooney

Goofey and looney

Mann, yer so gooney.

by Johannson41411 July 29, 2011

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

gooney horn

Aka clitoris.

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled

by March 12, 2022

gooney goo goo

A Language spoken by A person that sounds stupid.. Generally this language is used when a person talks about something and is extremely hypocritical and sounds uneducated, has one sided opinion and plugs ears and says “I can’t hear you I can’t hear you” usually “these people” are fans of MSU and live in Stockbridge with there parents

Fuck me the other day Bill was Gooney goo goo MSU this and Gooney goo goo MSU that... wouldn’t shut up!!! What a hypocrite!!!!

by Toby Pound Town January 6, 2018

Gooney Bird

A Gooney Bird is a ball of earwax.

"Hey man, you better get a Q-tip, you've got a Gooney Bird in your ear"

by mikarome February 18, 2009