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In Christian theology, a term for someone who strictly holds to the Arminian view.
That Plain Tea Arminian attends the Free Will Baptist Church.
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A description unique to Perry County, Pennsylvania describing a nut (such as a hickory nut, walnut, etc.) that is empty; I.e. “meatless.”
I gathered a bucket of hickory nuts out in the woods yesterday and when I cracked them open, half of them were deaf.
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A word used in Perry County, Pennsylvania that means, “injured” or “cut.”
I got my hand too close to the saw and now my index finger is all bealed up.
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In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.
That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.
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A small village in Oliver Township, Perry County, PA just south of the Borough of Newport. It was once the home of a large iron furnace, a popsicle factory, a green house, Amos Miller’s Saw Mill and Wentzel’s Feed Mill. Today it is home to a Turnbaugh’s Gas and Service Station, Base Camp Outfitters, Oliver Grange, Episcopal Commons Senior Apartments, the Newport First Church of God, a playground and and AMPLE NUMBER OF HARD CORE YAYHOO REDNECKS!
Our school bus stops at Dock and Third Streets in East Newport, PA.
Those rednecks in East Newport, PA live down along the furnace row.
The Chisholm mansion is in East Newport, PA
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A phenomenon in which individuals are unable to navigate through a piece of playground equipment due to the fact that there are too many other people in the same piece of equipment causing a human “jam up” or clog.
My kids couldn’t climb to the top of the jungle gym because there was a geckiclog.
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An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.
I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.
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