Goondock

A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.

Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka

Goondock by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

goondick 

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

goondick by Waddle June 11, 2006

Goondicker

noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.

i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.

Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.

Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.

Goondicker by Big Goody May 28, 2022

Goondick 

A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.

Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?

A:We should put in firemens pole.

A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!

Goondick by Goondick February 7, 2019

Goonlock

To fixate on something, usually in an idiotic or child-like fashion.

He was goonlocked onto his phone, drooling like crazy.

Goonlock by D4RKC0D3R May 5, 2026