A plural form for the members of SomethingAwful. These elite group of people have highly talented Photoshop skills(some anyway).
"Let's see what the goons have posted today..."
by ReapersTouch January 12, 2005
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noun- a person who just does not give a damn

verb- to behave in a way that displays the fact that one is a goon
1. After Rodney's main bitch quit him, he quit giving a damn, and, in doing so, became a goon.

2. Jermaine stood up at work and walked out the damn door. He was straight goonin'.
by MofistolRobinson March 30, 2012
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Your hood niggaz dat you know are gonna ride and die wit you no matter what the consequences
"Me n my goons gonna kick thsese niggaz asses on 5th street."
by Ashanda February 1, 2007
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a group of thugs or ganstas.
oi i'm goin to see my goons today, you on coming with me? (im going to see my goons today, do u want to come with me?)
by dat_gyal_glitz__x May 3, 2007
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Colloquial term for frequenters of the somethingawful forums.

These internet cohorts are highly trained in areas of writing, programming, photoshopping and all things related to sitting in front of a computer. They enjoy using the words 'shenanigans', 'tomfoolery' and 'debauchery'. They also tend to be a bit xenophobic. Although this makes it harder for a typical forum user to become acquainted, this quality also makes their criticism/advice more honest, and therefore more worthwhile.
Goons pay over 15 dollars to post in a forum. This fact alone says everything.
by Andrewwwkk June 2, 2010
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A male at a party or social event who

1. Drinks excessive amounts of alcohol for the sole purpose of getting fucked up
2. Only socializes with other goons who are also guys

3. Is typically of larger size

4. Consumes only cheap alcohol revolving around Natty Daddys, Milwaukee's Best Ice, and PBR's
The goons at the party drank all of the Natty Daddy's.
by logeatloco0082 September 24, 2017
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Verb: "To goon, goons, gooning" To push societal limits. Taking actions without regarding the consequences.
Noun: "A Goon, multiple goons" A person who goons.
"Yo! That guy pulled a major goon!"
"Wow, that guy is a total goon! He took a shit off of a parking ramp!"
"Yuh, I need some gooning in my life right now. Let's scream really loudly outside of a supermarket."
by Grand Daddy Wizard March 23, 2018
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