Googlebating

Entering your own name in a narcissistic search for website hits.

I kill hella' time googlebating at work.

by Smet April 4, 2006

Googlebating

Verb to web search for an answer you are already certain of, to prove a useless point in an internet argument.

He's off googlebating the history of monster trucks to prove grave digger was a one off. That smug bastard.

by thebottlefarm March 15, 2019

googlebanger

n. egregious internet clutterer

rachel is a googlebanger.

by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

googlebanger

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

googlebation

To google everything for answers to all your questions

I google everything they call me google man; my superpower, Googlebation!

by DemonFlame December 27, 2007

googlebanger

egregious internet clutterer

jimmy gizmo is a googlebanger.

by ruthiegirl December 27, 2007

googlebaiting

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)

Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday

by Haneru March 16, 2009