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googances 

Googances

gu'.gon-sES adj.
To describe, in a shorter word, google annoyances (annoying things on and/or of google) for the purpose of text, tweet, or other character limiting req. A way to explain lacking(s) in a product or concept in reference to "goo."

gu‘.gon-sES verb.
Actions similar to that of google annoyances. Any multitude of actions that have simple requirements, yet are made overly-complex and cannot accomplish their original goal as intended.
What a bunch of googances the baseball team did, they should be able to run to first base without tripping on their own shoe laces and remember not to throw the bat at the UMP. To top it off, they all forgot their socks.
googances by JJdaCool October 12, 2010
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googanheim 

The musical instrument played by the garden gnome.
Alfred, the Swedish garden gnome, frolicked through the garden playing his googanheim to the beats of his feet.
googanheim by jalapano August 17, 2010
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googangelist

He loves google so much he teaches everyone about Google apps/chat/voice/etc, he's a googangelist.
googangelist by LustyMartin September 20, 2010

googandernuts 

A case of very fungus infested genitals
Im sorry sir, you have googandernuts
googandernuts by Dr.1 July 24, 2017
A word used to say goodness but messed up in the pronunciation
ERON: CAN YOU CASH APP ME 10 DOLLARS
MOM:OH MY GOOGANESS, OK ERON !
GOOGANESS by INVNCS May 29, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026