Definitions by LustyMartin

Fukido 

The Ancient Japanese art of Sportfucking.

I've lost 20lbs in the last month thanks to fukido training.

Fukido by LustyMartin October 6, 2010

ascii-hole 

An ascii-hole is a troll, a button-pusher, someone who deliberately behaves like an anal sphincter (asshole) safely behind the anonymity of the internet.

In real life they behave just like "normal people" and are well behaved, soft spoken, well-mannered and, often, highly educated.

"john" is such an ascii-hole, he came into "mary's" post about her anniversary and deliberately provoked her by calling her fat and a bitch.

ascii-hole by LustyMartin September 25, 2010

Hodar 

The ability to identify prostitute from a distance.

I saw her and instantly my hodar was tingling. Later I found her ad on an escort mall.

Hodar by LustyMartin September 20, 2010

googangelist

Google evangelist.

He loves google so much he teaches everyone about Google apps/chat/voice/etc, he's a googangelist.

googangelist by LustyMartin September 20, 2010

someware

an uncertain or unspecified piece of software

I've got someware that can parse that data for you.

someware by LustyMartin August 18, 2010

crazy ho thinkin 

"crazy ho thinkin" is the often irrational or unexplainable behavior exhibited by escorts, strippers, and porn stars.

bitches phone got shut off when she spent all her money on "whatever"; now she can't turn a trick without her phone, that's some crazy ho thinkin'

crazy ho thinkin by LustyMartin August 18, 2010

three ring circus 

When a woman has rings in each of her labia and the hood of her clitoris.

That girl has a three ring circus!

three ring circus by LustyMartin August 17, 2010