Goofy Twat 

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...

look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

Goofy Twat by flash gordon ramsey July 4, 2018

göofelmâcher 

A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.

Put a göofelmâcher on that box!

göofelmâcher by Red Goat February 9, 2013

Goofy Ahh 

𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘺 𝘢𝘩𝘩 (Goo-Fee, AAaa) is commonly seen commented on tiktok or other social media when someone posts or comments something that is cringey or dumb. Stems from aave or Ebonics.

The term is a play on saying “Goofy a$$” in a “ghetto” way but a lot of young folk on the internet don’t realize this and think it is literally “ahhh” as in the noise.

Person A: I think Juice is the greatest rapper of all time

Person B: you’re a goofy ahh motherf*cker 💀

Goofy Ahh by curedoesnotexist March 23, 2022

goofy 

A goofy is a silly ass mothafucker who kinda wacky but they chill

“You a fuckin goofy bro”

goofy by Rosee0326 August 1, 2018

Goofy Goober 

A lovable Goof Ball

Me: YOU GOOFY GOOBER!

Goofy Goober by Unicorn Belly June 4, 2019

Goofy Sleuth 

An outsider that is too awkward to introduce themselves, but is obviously intrigued and won't stop studying your every move from a safe distance. They are usually unaware that you are aware.

Every so often I look over the balcony and see the same goofy sleuth peeping up at the party.

Goofy Sleuth by gis_in_my October 10, 2016

goofler 

Someone exceptionally skilled at being goofy. Combination of the words "rizzler" and "goofy".

He is the goofler.

goofler by matee28 March 9, 2023