The gooey duck 

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

The gooey duck by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019

Gooey Duck 

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

Gooey Duck by killer jr October 23, 2008

Gooducken 

A fancy meal, usually served at Christmas that consists of three birds stuffed into each other. A goose, duck and chicken are used. 1st they are boned, then the chicken inseted into the duck, then both into the goose.

Helena is so fat and posh, I bet she'd eat a whole Gooducken at Christmas. Fat bitch, I hate her.

Gooducken by K Ddog October 4, 2005

gooyduck 

The most common, incorrect spelling of geoduck

Gooyducks are not cool, but geoducks are!

gooyduck by Ian C. September 25, 2005

Goobydick 

Word origin: Anderson, SC

Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.

Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!

Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Goobydick by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017

gooey duck 

aka geoduck (Mollusca) has large clam digger

Seattle ho's run the beaches looking for gooey duck. Then squeese their clam digger's just to see how far it will squirt! wsu

gooey duck by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

gooey duck 

Big Floppy Dildo like object that resembles an uncircumsized penis...aka Robbie Loehle

Ryan Jutras likes to hump Gooey Duck Gineys... cuz they have gineys????!!!!

gooey duck by Tiffany January 5, 2004