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good fuck 

The physical act of coitus which leads to a strong orgasm. The opposite of bad sex. Something everyone wants. A good fuck is always better than masturbation.
That chick is a good fuck she will let you cum on her face.
I heard that chick is a good fuck.

She told me he has a big cock and he was a good fuck.
He was a good fuck becuase she came 100 times.
good fuck by Kyle11 September 12, 2006

Godfucked 

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Godfucked by randomcsdude August 30, 2016

Good Fuck 

james:"katy is a cannible!"

john: "Good Fuck!"
Good Fuck by Gonzo-Bean February 28, 2019
v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.
Holy Shit! That hurricane really godfucked New Orleans!
godfuck by Lutron Deluxe May 5, 2006

goonfuck 

A pejorative term coined at the University of South Dakota to describe any person who is found to be annoying, contemptible, or just goony.
"That goonfuck was creeping on that girl all night."

"What kind of a goonfuck wears yellow pants?"
goonfuck by T_E_K December 22, 2009

godfucking

1. A portmanteau of goddamn and motherfucking. Makes for a really offensive swear than either one alone.

2. George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson's favorite hobby; See godfucker.
1. What's with all these godfucking cusses, anyway?

2. It's hard to be a good, religious person when the world's religions are being run by a bunch of godfuckers.
godfucking by Man-Machine October 28, 2007