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good old fashion beating 

to put a fist pounding and a boot kicking beating on a guy them smash him over the head with a trash can. No guns or knives involved just an old time well deserved beatin' extravaganza
That fuck got a an old time, garbage can involved, well deserved beatin last night. It was some kinda good old fashion beating it was...that fuck
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Good Ol' Fashion 

The act of receiving a surprise hand-job.
Ohhhh my! I haven't had a "Good Ol' Fashion" since 10th grade!

Good ol' Fashion 

A standard hand job. South Park Season 14 Ep 14: Crème Fraîche, uses the term in this way.
Sharon gave Randy a good ol' fashion after practicing on the shake weight.
Good ol' Fashion by F9 T December 4, 2023

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois
Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

good old-fashioned buttsex 

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!
Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

Good Old Fashioned Cola 

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.
"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.
Good Old Fashioned Cola by The Bawss September 28, 2010

good old fashioned country ass whooping 

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.