Poop-shute-ma-goo

Cant really give a definition, more like a story. So your fucking a girl and you have no condom and you dont feel like getting her pregnant so what do ya do? Poopshutemagoo!

Baby, Let me Poopshutemagoo.

Poop-shute-ma-goo by Mr.Finger December 1, 2003

goo manchu 

after you splooge, you draw a fu manchu on your girl's face using your man goo

you should wipe that goo manchu off your face before your mom sees it, damn take some pride in your appearance bitch.

last night my girlfriend was complaining about my facial hair so i dropped my drawers and sprayed her a goo manchu.

goo manchu by stefan clarksmire June 1, 2004

goo mask 

a facial cumshot which covers the entire face, sometimes with the assistance of friends in order to gather the correct quantity of semen.

Tracy's such a freak that she thoroughly enjoyed getting a goo mask on friday night.

goo mask by Kubiak November 25, 2003

Goo Machine 

A vagina

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine

Goo Machine by bacon69 February 6, 2010

goo-mah 

The popularity of this word stems from The Sopranos, an HBO TV show about the New Jersey mafia. Goo-mah is another way to say "mistress". Since this has been spelt phonetically, you should also expect the word to be spelt "goo-ma". Even though The Sopranos is an show about the Italian New Jersey mob, the word Goo-mah is of Chinese origin, where in the Cantonese dialect it means "auntie".

Where have you been? But of course, you've been humping your "goo-mah" all night! The wife's bad or just boring in bed - that's why we all need a goo-mah to get our rocks off!

goo-mah by LawrenceChan December 14, 2008

Goo-man-chew 

the goo-man-chew is when you cum on a girls face, any race and ethnicity but you get so many more koodo points if she is asian, in the shape of a fumanchew gotee. this includes it going down both sides of her mouth and on her chin. if it drips and hangs down than congratu-freaking-lations you are a god

i pretty much just explained the Goo-man-chew in its entirety

Goo-man-chew by rambo50cal June 15, 2010

goo-man 

someone with a catastrophic mental health break

the stress was so much, it turned Jake into a goo-man

goo-man by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023