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I'm gonna die 

Over-reacting by saying that you are dying but are actually in alot of pain.
Girl who has been running alot says "I'm so tired! I'm gonna die!"

It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die

A line from the movie Despicable Me, which is becoming a viral status update throughout facebook.Its only purpose is to show that you saw the movie.
Agnes: *spots a large, fluffy unicorn plushie*
IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!

Typing like you're gonna die 

Typing in extreme shorthand as though you don't have enough time left to actually type out a normal sentence.

Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.

(P.S. No, we don't.)
Bob: LOLZ @U! U R wya 2 dum 2 uz a comptr!!

Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!

Bob: Wut M I d'ing?

Rob: <signs off>

a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die 

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.
Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?

I'm gonna die 

What you shout when you are riding a huge rollercoaster, just a second before it flies down with a speed of 150 km/h.
-Oh no... Oh no, here it comes... ahh...
*coaster starts rushing down*
I'm gonna die!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna die by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die. 

When someone is too mad so he is gonna kill you IDIOT
I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.