Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.
Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked
by Drippy--Water June 15, 2022
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When a man or Woman has consumed a lethal amount of meth and runs around butt naked in the street.
Dude he’s totally Gonkers right now.
by wonkywilly April 21, 2021
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usually a player of a videogame called "Dark Souls 3", who insults and sends hatemail to people who defeated him (usually in the videogame "Dark Souls 3 ").
"your such a cheater i bet your fivee go get a life"
"ok gonker"
by freddy46 January 8, 2019
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A slur or contemptuous term for a goose.
This fucking gonker just chased me all the way back to Vandy!
by mandersono June 20, 2018
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the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat.
the doctor took a peak at my GONKER as I said "AHHHH"
by cole clarke June 7, 2007
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The furry dice hanging in pimped-up cars.
I caught my heels in his gonkers last night.
by notpoodle December 31, 2008
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A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
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