1. A rare, hybrid, STD transgenically produced from a sheep, monkey, and human threesome (as seen on pay-per-view.) Prodromal signs include localized chancre, anal leakage, and extreme halitosis. Symptoms include the following: general malaise, painful urination, cheesy discharge, maculopapular lesions on external genitalia, some more virulent strains may manifest themselves with urethrel polyps, and recurrent dingleberries with corn inclusions.
2. A sty
3. A failure at life
Stayaway from Alex. He's got gonosyphylherperoids!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)