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A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up
Look at that gomer, he sucks.
by Castle January 27, 2003
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Gomer- n.(Go-mer): A term derived from 'gamer' and 'room' to define someone who stays in their dorm room almost constantly. Common variants include the gaming gomer, linux gomer, anime gomer, and study freak gomer. Can also be used in verb form 'gomering' to define someone who is holed up in their room. These people tend to be experts in their chosen feild.
Student 1:Hey, want to play some Starcraft?
Student 2:Nah, but I'm sure Bob will play, he's INSANE at Starcraft.
Student 1:Who's Bob?
Student 2:Oh, you've probably never seen him, he's a gomer.
by Joe Sch. November 16, 2005
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A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water
Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.
by DC.Kerr July 10, 2008
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a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse
Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch
by Matt April 24, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat
hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.
by Val July 30, 2003
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A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.

Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.

A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.
That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.

I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.
by Daniel Felix S.R. April 08, 2003
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The most horrible insult there ever is. Making fun of sexuality,race,sex, and everything else you can make fun of. It is the what some would say the uber insult.
Stupid noob your a fucking gomer!
by Mark Whitehurst October 27, 2004
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