gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 15, 2003

gomer

A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.

That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."

by Jared Elliott February 13, 2007

gomer

Originally used to describe human beings that go by the given name Ross, it has been expanded to describe any being in a social circle involving a person named Travis.

Don't be such a gomer, it's so Mickey Mouse.

by A Gomer April 20, 2005

gomer

Term used to describe aggy and anyone related to a&m.

look at those poor gomers!

by CorporationX January 26, 2005

gomer

Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.

I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer

by Gnomage September 18, 2007

gomer

taking a shit in the woods

Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."

by Capt. Torque August 24, 2004

gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.

jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.

by Capt. Torque August 24, 2004