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summon the golgothan

to call forth the mighty shit demon! i.e. taking an enormous, painful shit

Golgotha Shocker 

What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.
The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.
Golgotha Shocker by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014

Golgotha 

English-the place of the skull. The location of the crucifixtion of Christ. Named because of its resemblence to a human skull.
Christ was crucified at Golgotha.
Golgotha by 2nd Seal December 9, 2003

Golgatha 

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.
" Not born, Shit into Existance!"- NoMan of Golgotha
Golgatha by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

goliathan 

an obscenely large amount or size.
Ammon: Man, i peed like 50 times last night.
Evan: Dude, you must have drank like a goliathan amount of mindoosky.
goliathan by Anvex January 20, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026