Definitions by Cactus

HIMP 

It's like how a pimp sells prostitutes, except instead the himp is a guy who manages a ring of homeless people and takes their money in return of feeding the homeless.

Yo, I saw a HIMP beating on this homeless guy for not paying him his dailey $3.50.

HIMP by Cactus March 7, 2005

to each his own 

Statement said when someone does not agree with your opinion. Meaning that even though they don't like it you do.

1: Look at that car there it's rockin!
2: No it's not.
1: Well, to each his own.

to each his own by Cactus September 4, 2004

golgothan 

The Shit Monster From Hell Which Arises From Your Toliet. As Seen In Kevin Smith's Film DOMGA.

1: Holy Shit It's Golgothan!
2: No Shit!
1: I Shit You Not.
2: Flee!

golgothan by Cactus July 9, 2004

eyeareque 

A single white man which posseses ancent Assyrian powers in which he can use to manipulate women into thinking he is a Attractive male.

Man, this guy's like eyeareque. Ya did you see how he lured in all those Asian chicks? Ya he kind of reminded me of a jamski. Hope he doesnt get a asian invasion

eyeareque by cactus January 29, 2004

Fucko 

One who drives with little or no regard towards common sense, others, or the law's of physics. Usually on the 405, or any freeway, highway, side street, alley, parking lot, thoroughfare, off/on ramp, intersection, I happen to be on

DRIVE FUCKO!!!
Fuck you, you fucking fucko!
You my friend, are a fucko

Fucko by Cactus January 7, 2004

Chodeler

To Chodel:
One who attempts to yodel whilst gobbling down on a chode

a:Yodle-aaa-heeeee-HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!
b:you are a fucking Chodeler!

Chodeler by Cactus January 7, 2004

Chokheotomy 

Medical procedure:
Used to alter the demeanor and behavior of the chronic fucking asshole
Both hands are wrapped firmly around the assholes neck and then shaken vigorously.
Shouting commands of “SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!” is optional.

Physician: “please hold still you fucking asshole while I give you a Chokheotomy”
Asshole: “a what-Ggggggghhhhhhrrrggggggllll……..

Chokheotomy by Cactus January 7, 2004